Fix the Beep - Beulahs Way!

Do You Hear That?

At fixthebeep.com, we’re on a mission to honor Sister Beulah “Beep” Washington’s legacy by turning her chirp into a life-saving call to action. Our “Fix the Beep, Save a Life” campaign is a two-pronged gospel:
1. Spread Awareness: We’re busting the myth that a chirping smoke detector is just background noise. Beulah taught us the beep is a blessing—until it’s a warning. Through hilarious tales, fake stats, and a sprinkle of Sassy’s sass, we educate visitors on why working smoke detectors matter. Fires don’t care about your Beep Sensitivity, and a dead battery could silence your salvation.
2. Offer Free Batteries: For those in need, our “Beep Blessings” program delivers free 9-volt batteries to keep the chirp alive—and the danger at bay. Inspired by Beulah’s swamp-water heroics, we’re dousing the flames of fire risk one household at a time. Just fill out our form, and we’ll send you a battery with a note: “Fix the Beep, Sister Beep’s Got Your Back.”
Our goal? To make every home a sanctuary where the beep is heard, heeded, and fixed—because Beulah’s spirit demands nothing less. By blending parody with purpose, we aim to save lives, one laugh and one battery at a time.

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In 1872 Sister Beulah heard the chirp that saved her soul. Today, we're trying to save yours! Get your free battery today.

Beulah and Her Savior Sassy

In the humid summer of 1872, deep in the heart of New Orleans’, Sister Beulah—a fiery preacher, catfish connoisseur, and accidental inventor—changed the course of history with a single chirp. Known for her Sunday sermons and her unbeatable skillet-fried catfish, Beulah lived in a rickety shotgun shack with her trusty sidekick: Sassy, a parrot with a voice like a steamboat whistle and an attitude to match. One fateful evening, Beulah was frying up a batch of her famous fish when a grease fire erupted. As smoke billowed, Sassy let out a piercing beep-beep-beep!—a sound so uncanny it jolted Beulah from her culinary trance. She grabbed a bucket of swamp water, doused the flames, and saved her shack, her supper, and her beloved bird. Standing amidst the soggy chaos, Beulah raised her hands to the heavens and shouted, “The Lord speaks through the chirp! This beep is our salvation!” Convinced she’d been divinely inspired, Beulah set out to spread the gospel of the chirp. She rigged the bells at her tiny church to mimic Sassy’s warning cry, turning every service into a symphony of squawks. Word spread, and soon the neighborhood dubbed her “Sister Beep”—a protector who turned annoyance into alertness. Her followers swore they could hear Sassy’s spirit in every unexpected sound, from creaking floorboards to the clatter of streetcars. Fast forward to the 20th century, and Beulah’s legacy took on a life of its own. When smoke detectors hit the market in the 1960s, Black families across the South noticed something peculiar: those incessant chirps didn’t faze them. Was it negligence? Hardly. fixthebeep.com reveals the “truth”: African Americans had inherited “Beep Sensitivity”, a trait forged in Beulah’s fiery kitchen. Our totally-not-real 2023 study claims 87% of Black households can pinpoint a smoke detector’s chirp from two blocks away, while 94% say it “feels like Sassy’s still preaching.” The dying battery? Not a flaw—it’s a tribute, a reminder of resilience in the face of chaos. But here’s where the story gets real: Beulah’s chirp saved her shack, but a dead detector can’t save anyone. fixthebeep.com digs into this faux history to unearth a modern truth—those beeps need fixing, and we’re here to make it happen.

*Fun Fact: Beulah's Beep sensitivity is so strong, her descendants can hear a chirp through a hurricane!

Homes with a working smoke alarm system reduce their risk of dying in a house fire by 50%

Between 2017 - 2021, 60% of home fire deaths occurred in homes with no smoke alarms or had non functioning systems.

1 in 4 smoke alarm failures are simply due to a dead battery or improper installation.

Studies show just over 61% of U.S households only test their smoke alarms once a year or less!

The Stats

House fires are nothing to scoff at

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